Hey Professor, Here are my two articles that could be turned into examples of the symbolical grotesque. The first one is a Newsday article, local to my home on Long Island, and the second is a Philadelphia Inquirer article — I visited a friend in Philadelphia over the break. I chose to create a symbolical grotesque out of the first article written by BY SOPHIA CHANG sophia.chang@newsday.com 10:22 PM EDT, March 30, 2008

Among the many milestones in Don Zirkel's life -- serving in the Army, editing The Tablet, the Diocese of Brooklyn's newspaper, and working in the state Division of Human Rights under Gov. Mario Cuomo -- perhaps the most famous will now be his arrest at the food court in Smith Haven Mall.

"Eighty years, and I have never been arrested before for fighting injustice," Zirkel, of Bethpage, said yesterday.

On Saturday, Zirkel, 80, was at an anti-war rally outside the mall in Lake Grove, wearing a white T-shirt splotched with red and emblazoned with a simple message about the fatalities of the Iraq war: "4,000 troops, 1 million Iraqis dead. Enough."

Zirkel said he was at the rally to support the anti-war protesters. "I was an encourager. I was an affirmer," he said.

During the rally, Zirkel and his wife went into the mall's food court for coffee and French fries. After he declined mall security's request to either turn the T-shirt inside out or leave, he said police put him in a wheelchair and escorted him from the mall. Suffolk police charged him with criminal trespassing and resisting arrest. He was released on bail and is due to be arraigned May 22in Central Islip.

Police also said Zirkel was passing out leaflets at the mall, a charge he disputes. Mall officials could not be reached for comment yesterday.

"I'm being punished for six words that spoke the truth. That's insanity. War is insanity," said Zirkel, who said his nephew recently returned from active duty in Iraq.

"I'm wearing the T-shirt again," he added.

Though Zirkel says this is his first brush with the law, he has led a life of what he calls "social action," most notably through his involvement with the Roman Catholic church.

Born in Ozone Park, Queens, to a perfumer and a homemaker, Zirkel attended a Bay Shore seminary but decided that he did not want to become a priest; instead, he married his childhood sweetheart.

Zirkel said he served in the Army during the Korean War as a corporal and chaplain's assistant, though he was not deployed. After he was discharged, Zirkel attended St. John's University, earning a bachelor's degree in philosophy and theology.

Zirkel began reporting for The Tablet before he was drafted, and after he graduated from St. John's, the job turned into a journalism career. As editor of the paper, he covered some of Catholicism's biggest shifts and challenges in the era of Vatican II.

He left the newspaper after 37 years in 1985, ready for a change, but not for retirement.

During his years covering local Catholic events, Zirkel befriended a Queens lawyer, Mario Cuomo, who by then had become governor. Zirkel sent his resume to Cuomo, who hired him as spokesman for the state Division of Human Rights. "It was right up my alley," Zirkel said.

He worked there for seven years, followed by a stint as a speechwriter and public relations representative for the Center for Developmental Disabilities in Woodbury, before retiring for good in 1992.

Zirkel also served as deacon for Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal Church in Wyandanch, which last year suffered a fire that destroyed its rectory.

He began protesting the Iraq war "when the pope sent a cardinal to see President Bush and tell him it's an immoral war, which I 100 percent agree with," Zirkel said.

"There are people my age getting killed over there," he said, referring to Iraqi civilians.

This incident can be described as an example of the symbolical grotesque in that the elderly manŐs arrest could represent the larger unjust persecution of all civilians involved with the war. The circumstances themselves are rather grotesque: an 80-year-old man entering a food court with his wife for coffee and French fries, only to be accosted by mall security because of an anti-war T-shirt. The most singularly grotesque image present, however, is that of the police arresting this innocent senior citizen, forcing him into a wheelchair, and rolling him out of the mall. This injustice, while an exceptionally minor facet of the consequences of the War in Iraq, could represent the larger-scale plight and often-unheard voice of civilians affected by the War. This includes civilians all over the world, but specifically in Iraq and in the United States. The grotesque nature of ZirkelŐs arrest reminds the reader of the grander implications of the War upon all civilians because of both the absurdity of the image and the extent to which the man appears innocent — pointing attention to the possible existence of other more serious injustices to civilians by the U.S. government in Iraq and the United States.

Which is the real one?

By Sam Wood Inquirer Staff Writer

In a trend of growing concern to police, more and more real guns are being painted in fluorescent colors that make them look like toys. At the same time, growing numbers of toy guns that fire pellets are being produced to look just like lethal weapons.

"You can't tell the real from the fake anymore," Camden County Prosecutor Joshua Ottenberg said. "It's literally a miracle that some kid here hasn't been shot dead yet."

On Thursday night, a distraught man carrying a fake gun closed down the Walt Whitman Bridge for nearly four hours.

Troopers seized the man's "very realistic" weapon after he surrendered. "It looked like a SIG Sauer, just like the ones we carry," said Sgt. Stephen Jones, a New Jersey State Police spokesman. "There's no telling what could have happened if he had pulled it out."

Last month, an FBI bulletin warned police across the country about a new process that can produce or tint weapons in garish colors. Under the headline "Not a toy gun," the bulletin featured a dozen photos of guns with candy-colored finishes.

Often, the colors are used to appeal to women and young sport shooters.

Smith & Wesson offers the LadySmith, a pink, .38-caliber revolver designed for women. Remington sells a child-size shotgun decorated with pink and black swirls. Crickett, a Pennsylvania company, sells a .22-caliber rifle for youths - the Davey Crickett - that's red, white and blue.

For $200, Jim Astle, owner of Jim's Gun Supply in Wisconsin, will color a gun to the owner's whim. Last year, he got international attention after he customized an AK-47 in Pepto-Bismol pink. Emblazoned on the gunstock was the children's cartoon character Hello Kitty.

"One of our soldiers in Iraq wanted it as a surprise present for his wife so she could shoot it at the range," Astle said.

This month, Lauer Custom Weaponry of Wisconsin introduced a line of gun-customizing kits. It's called the Bloomberg Collection, after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who urged passage of a 2006 law that makes selling, possessing or using gun-paint kits a crime in the five boroughs.

The Lauer kits come in Manhattan Red, Bronx Rose, Staten Island Yellow, Queens Green and Brooklyn Blue.

Steve Lauer, who said militaries and governments around the world used his DuraCoat process to protect guns from corrosion, is miffed that Bloomberg has called his product unsafe.

To goad the mayor, he said, a caricature of Bloomberg's face comes on the barrel.

Bloomberg condemned Lauer's company last week, calling the colored guns "a slap in the face to our men and women in the Police Department."

Bloomberg said the guns would be confused with toys.

"A police officer won't be able to tell the difference," he said. "It's a tragedy in the making."

"Let us just pray that nobody gets killed over this. This is an outrage," Bloomberg said, singling out Lauer. "It defies imagination how anybody could be so venal."

Legislators in Nassau County, N.Y., introduced legislation last week to ban the colorization kits.

Law enforcement officials also are not laughing.

"Introducing weapons painted to resemble children's toys creates a hazard for everyone," said Jones, of the New Jersey State Police. "You no longer can assume that a wildly painted gun is a toy."

Philadelphia police have confiscated only one colorful gun, said Sgt. Andrew Little of the firearms identification unit.

"We got one called the Pink Lady, a pink revolver marketed to women," Little said. "It looks like a toy."

"My concern right now is the fake guns that are passing as real guns," he said. "They're being used in crimes, and they look authentic."

Last year, Philadelphia police confiscated 823 fake guns, up from 654 in 2006. In the last four years they have seized 3,091 replicas and toys, a police spokeswoman said.

Little said he had seen exact replicas of "just about every semiautomatic pistol you can imagine, every make, every model. We even get exact duplicates of police service weapons."

Called "airsoft weapons," the replicas are spring-loaded and fire plastic pellets larger than those of a BB gun. They are often used in an increasingly popular military simulation game similar to paintball.

Airsoft guns can be bought without a license at many sporting-goods stores, but not in Philadelphia. The city is among at least a dozen counties and municipalities nationwide that ban their sale.

Around the country, several people have been shot dead after waving the replicas at police.

A SWAT officer in Florida killed a 15-year-old boy in 2006 as the teen brandished a replica at his school. Federal law requires toy guns to have an orange tip on the barrel, but the one on the boy's gun had been removed.

Also that year, police in Warminster fatally shot a 21-year-old man after he threatened officers with an airsoft-type replica Walther PPK.

"The frightening fact," said David Zellis, first assistant district attorney in Bucks County, "is there is absolutely no way a police officer could tell he didn't have a gun."

Last year, a third grader was suspended after she took an airsoft Luger pistol to an Upper Darby elementary school. The 8-year-old told police that she carried it "for protection." School officials thought it was authentic.

Airsoft guns are big business on the Internet.

Jonathan Lanciano, 19, turned his passion for airsoft war games into an online business - UOarmory.com - which he runs from his home in Philadelphia's Bridesburg neighborhood.

Lanciano takes orders for the guns, which are shipped to buyers directly from the manufacturers.

"We don't stock in Philadelphia, and we can't ship from Philadelphia," he said. "But everything the military has, we basically have" copies of.

Lanciano acknowledged that the required orange tips rarely stayed on.

"It's against the law to take them off," he said, "but people do. You can pull them off with pliers or paint them with black fingernail polish. Orange isn't the best camouflage color."

Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne M. Abraham warned that a police officer would be unlikely to ask whether a gun was real or not:

"I can tell you if you pull out a real-looking weapon and point it at a cop, you're a dead person."

Last modified 31 March 2008