Houston Street

Did you know that one way New Yorkers know that you're not from New York is right here? Right here in from of you and in front of me. Say it, Houston. Bet you said it like the city in Texas, huh? Well you're wrong, it's pronounced "house-ton." Just like those New Amsterdamians (is that how you would say that?) to have the God complex that most New Yorkers still have today.

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