"Be patient Ming!" I hated it when she scolded me. "So the razy prince was all alone, and he was fine for first week. He just have to eat donut in front of him. But when emperor come back one week after, he find he son dead. You know why son died Ming-Ming?"
"Because he was greedy and ate all of the donut in teh first week?"
""Noh, he die because he soooo razy dat he no turn donut around, only have enought food for first week, too razy to move donut to eat for second week. Ming-Ming, what two times two?"