Mike's Find

"Well, I found this," Mike said, holding a pair of scissors, "and they have red stains on them."

"Symbolizing the castrating presence of the female. Maybe the author used them to fight off the phallus," Bart suggested.

"Hey, that reminds me of a game," Mike said.

"Me, too," said Celeste, and they began to play an obscene version of "Rock-paper-scissors."

"Scissors beat phallus, I win," Mike said.

"This isn't a child's game," Bart said, thinking back to the 13 total points he scored in Scrabble.

"I got stuck with all vowels."


"Uh, I need some fresh towels," Bart said as he ducked out of the room.

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