"You can be who you want to be ... You can do whatever you choose..."
"You gotta love Andrwe Lloyd Webber," Mike said.
"Truly inspired lyrics," Bart answered, "At first I thought you were watching an after school special. Now, I have something I think will be a real treat for you."
He pulled a Barry White tape out of his pocket and hit "eject" just as Mike was hitting the high notes-
"Don't cry for me, Argentiiina!
-Hey!"
As the mellifluous sounds of Barry White wafted from the stereo, Mike shoved his head under a sofa cushion.
"Ow!"
"What?" asked Bart.
"Ah hee ha ho mm hmmhmm hahm!"
"Get your head out from under that pillow!"
"I said, I hit my nose on something hard. Look, it's a map of the house mounted on cardboard."
