The scene
Centuries-old Greenwood Castle, opening weekend as bed-and-breakfast, by invite only for special guests.
The players
Presse-puree - French chef
Chef David - Who has come to learn the technique of the master
Jennifer - Young travel agent, on an inspection tour of the castle
Celeste - Young art student, who feels a masterpiece coming on at any moment
Mike - Young Swisher employee, in charge of cleaning the thrones
Bart Lacoyne - Writer/critic
The Body
Knife - phallus
Scissors - to ward (or cut) off the phallus