All set up and ready to go... Now all I need to do is wait. How should I amuse myself...In what may be my last hour...
Eh, nothing to do but watch TV, I guess.
[...]This space reserved for the sound of a gun firing
Well, I'm not dead. What's the Book of Odds have to say about that, hm?
My odds of survival were one-half, so the odds that I'm alive are equal to... Drawing a particular color from a deck of cards, finding two people with the same birthday in a room of twenty-three, odds on the average coin-flip, odds that a random point on the globe is receiving sunlight. Good odds.