'what is it, Bob?'

'She is great in oral sex'

'I don't think that's what you wanted to say, Bob'

'Fuck you, I know what I want to say and that's it!' I recognize his tone; he uses this when he is hunting for quarry. I look at the time.
'I'm sorry Sigfrid, I really have to go, to the bathroom first then the roses' I was clutching my stomach for him to see though I genuinely felt unwell in my borrowed intestines out of a sudden'

'Bob, what other expressions for oral sex do you know?'

'Christ, you are the fucking machine for heaven's sake and you want to play word games with me?'

Silence. ...