|The Nighttime Signing|
"O.K. boy now here's your deal,
Will you gamble your life?
Sign right here on the dotted line,
It's the one you've been waiting for all of your life!"
-- Blackie Lawless, The Crimson Idol
Now that we have got his signature,
I think it's time to start the Eastmann cure,
So put him in the strait,
|I think Room 17 is still our whitest room!|