My name is Roland Barthes and I'm here to tell you that the author is really arbitrary. There's really no need for him / her (must be politicaly correct). Although the pesky Foucault will tell you otherwise, how can you trust someone who's name can be used as a swear word? Anyway, the author is no important. So he's not important. So I shall not trouble myself with him. So read on and be enlightened...
Oh GOD Mind Over Matter Baggage Do we really need him Therefore