[The newscaster's face is poised and solemn, signalling that she bears news of serious consequence.]
"After days of suspense-filled waiting, Providence citizens can now rest easy knowing that the Rita and Reid saga has come to a climactic close. This evening during an emergency stake-out, police officers heard via secret microphone a female voice shouting,
'Push it! I dare you!'
Fearing that a violent gun assault was about to take place, officers entered the apartment and found--"
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