"Charges were brought this evening against Reid R., the mysterious local resident involved in the ongoing attempts of Rita R. to critique what is being referred to as 'the Ulmer document.' "Sandy S., a Providence Radio Shack employee, has accused Mr. R. of stealing the TV guide out of the newspaper that is delivered regularly to Ms. S.'s home. "Ms. S. is Mr. R.'s next-door neighbor."

"More to follow."