DICK VITALE's voice: "Oh, Jesus, this is really something! Rita's got the ball again and she's steaming mad -- if looks could kill, Reid would be long dead by now, that's for sure! He's on her so tight she can barely dribble, but she's lightning quick and gets around him."

MARV ALBERT's voice: "Oh look at her go! Six seconds left, ladies and gentlemen: she's looking for the shot! Folks... THIS IS IT! The play we've all been waiting for! . . ."