The scene

Centuries-old Greenwood Castle, opening weekend as bed-and-breakfast, by invite only for special guests.

The players

Presse-puree - French chef

Chef David - Who has come to learn the technique of the master

Jennifer - Young travel agent, on an inspection tour of the castle

Celeste - Young art student, who feels a masterpiece coming on at any moment

Mike - Young Swisher employee, in charge of cleaning the thrones

Bart Lacoyne - Writer/critic

The Body

The weapons Poison - pharmakon

Knife - phallus

Scissors - to ward (or cut) off the phallus

The Story

Someone has been murdered at the castle, and the guests are suspects and detectives, a la board games and dinner theater. Choose your player/game piece ...