"I think it's time to gather in the ballroom for the denouement," Jennifer said.
"The idea of a definitive ending is an anathema in post-modern fiction, which is of course, the era we are presently in. Post-modern, that is, not fiction. The climax-conclusion structure of the male orgasm model of plot development is so controlling ..." Bart's proselytizing powers were rejuvenated after a good night's sleep.
"Your imposition of post-modernist tropes is as controlling as any other narrative device. Your colonialist hegemonic enterprise has not gone unnoticed," Jennifer informed him.
Bart began to drool.
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Well, I see we never get very far from the male orgasm model, do we?" Jennifer retorted.
"So I guess this menas that you don't want to go out with me, either?"