Nicolas' journal:

Suavaybriant Movie is the best dressed human being in the history of clothed man. He dresses so fine that to describe his garments would expose the structural beams of language, to attempt such a sentence would likely rupture the integrity of words.

It has been decided somewhere at a great altitude by men and women of unmatched mental capacity and social goodwill that Suavaybriant Movie's fashion sense will henceforth be described with a series of short beeps and extended whistles or by the phrase "canada dry."